ok so

satine likes performing a lot, has a group of girls who sing in the background basically she’s the star of the group, seems super happy and shit but has bigger dreams and a dark and sad story like yeah ok

christian comes to the moulin rouge, satine’s home almost, encouraged by his friends, he appeares as something he wasn’t (the duke), later christian and satine fall in love, although satine was at first hesitant

ok now just 

ok so blaine likes performing a lot, has a group of boys who sing in the background basically he’s the star of the group, seems super happy and shit but has bigger dreams and a dark and sad story like yeah ok

kurt comes to dalton, blaine’s home almost, encouraged by his friends, he appeares as something he wasn’t (a dalton student), later kurt and blaine fall in love, although blaine was at first hesitant

so kurt is satine and blaine is christian 

because???

i s2g this fandom makes me want to