pretend sex is a cake
u get ur first piece of cake
mmmm so tasty this is so gr8
the next day you’re like mmmm more cake
you have cake everyday that week
every week for months
suddenly you’re like wow this cake isn’t so special anymore
does that mean cake will never be special again??? nO!!!
you look up recipes online,
suddenly you’re making all kinDS OF CAKES
you even make that rainbow cake, and a delicious one in the shape of a butt
bOOM you’re making different cakes everyday, you’re even making your own special recipes, cakes of every shape, colour and taste, each cake is special and exciting!
some people might never get tired of that one cake, that’s fine
some people might not even want to try a piece of cake, and that’s fine too
some people like cake
some people only like victoria sponge cake
and some people like to try a new cake every week
and there are people who are in between
and it’s completely fine
do whatever makes you happy potato flowers
do you know what’s not fine?
shamming people for their taste or lack there of in cake